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How To Ruin Christmas And The Holidays

Here’s an article obviously written by a masochist or a sadist. I do know that anyone following this advice is risking their worst Christmas ever!  Yet after all has been said and the recovery is underway, he may have a valid point which only someone stupid enough to try what he suggests could prove. Read the rest of this entry

The Supreme Wisdom of the Child

Once upon a time there lived a vain Emperor whose only worry in life was to dress in elegant clothes. He changed clothes almost every hour and loved to show them off to his people. Read the rest of this entry

But wait, there’s more!

 

Just like the TV special – call now and we’ll double the offer! All you have to do is pay two of the over-inflated packing and handling charges and you will have two of these amazing objects. Later you will wonder what was so great about them and you’ll be able to pay double the return shipping costs in the vain hope that you might actually get your money back. That is the definition of an optimist. You’re out of pocket and assuming they don’t outright deny receiving the objects back and that they will really honor the “iron clad” guarantee that sounded so foolproof when you ordered [by calling the special number to give your credit card numbers to a total stranger with no fixed address.] Payment is instant but refunds, if they come, take 8 – 10 weeks. Why is that? Or you can keep said objects as a reminder of your venture into the murky realms of chance. Read the rest of this entry

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