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He’s Not My Responsibility So I Don’t Care

There were two brothers who decided that they should bring a sacrifice to God. The older one came first and he simply gathered together some of the things he had grown and offered it to God. His younger brother saw what he was doing and he decided to bring an offering too. He took some of the best of his herd of livestock and offered it to God. Read the rest of this entry

How to Avoid Scams and Regrets.

Is seeing the key to believing? We have this saying that we will believe something is true when we see it. It’s our way of protecting ourselves from scams and humiliation. We use it to tell others that we really don’t believe what they are saying. Often this is a good way to Read the rest of this entry

Life With An Over-Achieving Sibling

Ever wondered what it must have been like to grow up with an over-achieving older sibling your mother thought was God? He did everything right and never made a mistake. He fulfilled all her expectations and took his expected place in the family business. Dad was so proud of his achievements and made sure you Read the rest of this entry

But wait, there’s more!

 

Just like the TV special – call now and we’ll double the offer! All you have to do is pay two of the over-inflated packing and handling charges and you will have two of these amazing objects. Later you will wonder what was so great about them and you’ll be able to pay double the return shipping costs in the vain hope that you might actually get your money back. That is the definition of an optimist. You’re out of pocket and assuming they don’t outright deny receiving the objects back and that they will really honor the “iron clad” guarantee that sounded so foolproof when you ordered [by calling the special number to give your credit card numbers to a total stranger with no fixed address.] Payment is instant but refunds, if they come, take 8 – 10 weeks. Why is that? Or you can keep said objects as a reminder of your venture into the murky realms of chance. Read the rest of this entry

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