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Want to Be Famous? Do What Famous People Do!
Each year the Jews had some big religious events. All the élite (and those who wanted to be) would go and hang out with the big shots in Jerusalem and make a show of following intricate rituals. The key point was to be seen there, dressed in the right rags and chilling with the cool dudes. Read the rest of this entry
Defeating the Twins of Darkness.
For those of you who don’t understand Reaganomics, it’s based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter. Read the rest of this entry
The evil twin of prejudice.
He was a great football player and she was an awesome model. They were rich and did all the right things that rich people should do. There were rumors about infidelity and temper tantrums but we expect to find these things in the truly great. Obviously they are role models for us all, if only we could be like them! Read the rest of this entry
